Engineering can have side effects too. Have a look at the following conversation between a software engineer and his wife.

Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the jeans for me.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife- What about my TV?
Husband – variable not found

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – oh god!forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type [ ......... ]